Oh, go on then. If you must. You know it never hurt anyone.

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We'll retweet our favourites ... No prizes, except the warm glow of seeing your name on, er, Twitter. How good does it get?

You can see more of this manuscript, in full and for free, on the British Library's Digitised Manuscripts site (Harley MS 3244).